“tl;dr:-News”

50 reasons to have sex

From How i met your mother.

I want to make fun of something, i want to be sarcastic, but there is nothing to be sarcastic about. There are some dumb pirates, but i have already wrote about them 2 times. Then we have some politics, who cares about them? nothing interesting is happening. Then some technology news which i cant even bother to read. And then some ridiculous parents arguing about their lame skills and suicided children.

I really want to make fun out of something, but please give me something to work with, some tornado, earthquake … what about some mall shooting or stupid kid with Honda and 200mph in wrong lane? please please please just something.