“tl;dr:-News”

so, these guys spend 20 years of their lives to study some people. they found out that people are more happy when some friend of friend of friend of friend is happy than if you give them $5k. i asked some people, few answered positively and almost everyone would sell soul of his friend friend friend for $5k. 

“they found that people smiling in their photographs had more Facebook friends ” .. so if you are happy and communicative you have more friends then if you just couldnt care less. how unpredictable. 

I think it is time for me to write studies!

You know that presidents have huge salary. Well, maybe not all presidents, president of local dvd store will have low salary, but it seems that presidents of colleges have HUGE salary. Some of them more than $2 millions. They can spend their whole lifetime on campus, they can see parties, they doesn’t have to teach, they have authority, and they have huge salary and huge additional ‘mr president my kid is stupid but if i give you some cash i bet he can be great student’ money. I think i want to be president of college.

Today i’ve found on cnn that there is study with title  ’Paying more for alcohol saves lives‘. This beats me everytime i see it. How can someone waste time with simple math like this ?  Higher price -> less alcohol sold -> less drunk people -> less drunk people driving or doing stuping things -> less dead people. You see ? it took me about 30 seconds to make study like that, so now, please give me at least half fo money which has been invested into this study or article. kthxbye.