“tl;dr:-News”

Well, again some pirates, but now Russia is sending ships. I saw this already in red alert 3 and i can say .. i like where is it going. And i think, that being pirate is one of coolest jobs ever. But these Somali guys are just doing it wrong. They are already dead, they just didn’t realized it yet.

What are they doing wrong is, that they are pirates not organization. They can hide themselves and sell whatever they stole. This is good when they stole 1000 dvd recorders or something other. Stuff which they can sell and earn money. But now they stole tanker. I know that oil is expensive, but when you recount it to weight -> dvd’s are more expensive and easier to handle. Now they have 2 million barrels of oil, in kick ass tanker which they cant move because, jesus its tanker, you can see that thing from space, you cant just park it in your local port where you park your small yacht. So they are sorounded with military ships waiting to be terminated. Good luck. I guess this was one of the most stupid plans ever, unless they are terrorists and want to use that tanker as biological weapon to cause heart attack to half of Greenpeace (and cause orgasms to second half of Greenpeace who are there just because they can touch naked animals and ‘clean it from oil’).

Oh yeah, and America said that they have some ships there too. Sorry dudes but i have played COD4 and i know that 4 navy seals is more than enough to capture one ship, don’t mess with this, and return to your changing climate plan.

Oh yeah2, to Somali pirates. I like that you enjoyed pirates of Caribbean movie but thats history. There is thing called radar by now, and they can track you so you cant hide. Go back to hijacking something you can steal and run before they realize that you were there.

I have also created 2 illustration images in cause pirates cant read.

Comprende ?

Do You remember when you were young and your parents were telling you that Santa exists ? Well, there is something similar happening in world atm. So the president of Russia is Putin, but Russia is telling everyone that it is someone called Medvedev or something. But thats bad, “world” is 12 years old. In few years he will grew up he will need to accept fact that there is no Santa … but the Russia lawmakers are so sweet, that they have extended the presidential term from 4 to 6 years so, it will be again (officially and unofficially) Putin for next 12 years. This changes absolutely nothing, maybe Overlord Putin just thinks it is cool when people are calling him Mr President.

There is no doubt about fact that paper media are much slower than Internet media. You know, when there is hurricane, net media can write about that in matter of seconds, and paper media has to wait till the morning. I knew that, but i though that it might be just few hours/days. Today, Los Angeles Times proved me wrong. It took them months to realise that In Russia’s Putin-Medvedev shuffle, Putin is the lead dancer. I am too lazy to google when there were president ‘elections’ in Russia but i am sure it was at least half year ago. Every one with IQ higher than bear after 3 bottles of vodka (which is minimum amount of vodka bottles for everyone older than 6 months in Russia) knew this for months.

I guess Britney didn’t forget to wear bra this week so they needed to write some old news or something.