“tl;dr:-News”

Peta has new campaign. They want to rename fish to Sea Kitten. Because fish are ’slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you’re swimming, and the big ones—well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by.’ Like renaming would help them.

Use your brains you idiots. They are slimy, slithery, and they have ugly eyes. Do you really think we are eating/fishing them because they have bad name ? No, we eat them because they are delicious (at least some of them).

Maybe we are not eating them, we are using them to something else like fish oil. Who cares.

But look at it, we are killing sharks, whales or even pandas just because we can. The name will not change what they are. You dont see the name when you are driving a hook through their heads.

So dont try to change name, it will not help, just be silent and dont disturb us, because fuck you, Thats why…

woooooo, i really do, and still,  i cant manage to write about it more than 1/500 of text which has been writen about britney lately. And, i strongly believe, that more people care about my theme than about her. ( 2:0 )

long story short, some explorers found mammoth pubes and scientist told us they can clone mammoths and make them alive once again.  … So we can kill them again.

Mammoths are not dangerous. They are just some stupid big animals which will stare at you and wait till you shoot them with shotgun. But this is going to end up with dinosaurs. I can see it now, we will have Jurassic park. One big storm and all the T-rexes will be free. Then, there will be fun. People are just stupid. They saw it in movies with catastrophic endings, and they still keep doing it. We just deserve to be extinct.

But hey, i still wonder, does mammoth meat taste like the elephant ?

Today I’ve found out that China’s richest man disappears. Well, there is not much to say about it because no one has a clue what happened. If he would be American, he would be at 90% on small island in international waters with 30 playmates and 5 pounds of cocaine, but since he is from china, he is most probably in jail being beaten up by cops because he did type ‘freedom’ into google.

You know that presidents have huge salary. Well, maybe not all presidents, president of local dvd store will have low salary, but it seems that presidents of colleges have HUGE salary. Some of them more than $2 millions. They can spend their whole lifetime on campus, they can see parties, they doesn’t have to teach, they have authority, and they have huge salary and huge additional ‘mr president my kid is stupid but if i give you some cash i bet he can be great student’ money. I think i want to be president of college.

I knew that there were no interesting news on Friday, but why do they have to do this ? I mean, why should someone care ? email affair, msn affair, second life affair .. same computer, same tcp/ip, same network connection and same cable. Just because they used second life instead of email, someone has to write 336 words about it ?