Finally something interesting

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Well, again some pirates, but now Russia is sending ships. I saw this already in red alert 3 and i can say .. i like where is it going. And i think, that being pirate is one of coolest jobs ever. But these Somali guys are just doing it wrong. They are already dead, they just didn’t realized it yet.

What are they doing wrong is, that they are pirates not organization. They can hide themselves and sell whatever they stole. This is good when they stole 1000 dvd recorders or something other. Stuff which they can sell and earn money. But now they stole tanker. I know that oil is expensive, but when you recount it to weight -> dvd’s are more expensive and easier to handle. Now they have 2 million barrels of oil, in kick ass tanker which they cant move because, jesus its tanker, you can see that thing from space, you cant just park it in your local port where you park your small yacht. So they are sorounded with military ships waiting to be terminated. Good luck. I guess this was one of the most stupid plans ever, unless they are terrorists and want to use that tanker as biological weapon to cause heart attack to half of Greenpeace (and cause orgasms to second half of Greenpeace who are there just because they can touch naked animals and ‘clean it from oil’).

Oh yeah, and America said that they have some ships there too. Sorry dudes but i have played COD4 and i know that 4 navy seals is more than enough to capture one ship, don’t mess with this, and return to your changing climate plan.

Oh yeah2, to Somali pirates. I like that you enjoyed pirates of Caribbean movie but thats history. There is thing called radar by now, and they can track you so you cant hide. Go back to hijacking something you can steal and run before they realize that you were there.

I have also created 2 illustration images in cause pirates cant read.

Comprende ?

World grapples with pirate problem

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

World grapples with pirate problem .. oh again ? At least they see what are pirates doing, pirates are that bad guys with tanker and post apocalipsic water world like dreams. There is no such thing as internet pirate. Please use that word correctly next time you ruin life of some 8y girl because she has downloaded some music.

One laptop per AFRICAN child

Monday, November 17th, 2008

I cant stand this organization. They promise one laptop to every child, but … they are giving them only to AFRICAN children. I think in india are kids in need of notebooks too!

But this is the best -> “Why give a laptop to a child who has no running water?” the OLPC asked in a statement. “If you replace the word “laptop” with “education” the answer becomes clear. You don’t wait to educate until all other challenges are resolved. You educate at the same time because it’s such an important part of all other solutions.”"

Yes, laptops + INTERNET ( i doubt they have any in desert ) = EDUCATION, laptop without internet = solitaire. They probably want to make them gamblers or something.

And with Internet. They need water, food and so, no laptops. Giving laptop to African child and saying that you are giving him education is like giving 3 year old kid lessons about integrals and saying that you are giving him proper education.

You can see this in scifi all the time. Some smart aliens are smart and they refuse to give us the technology because we are not able to handle it, so why we ( the smart aliens ) should be giving technology to Africa ( humans ) ? They are refusing to accept fact, that Africa is not yet ready for laptops.

They done this in past too, just check google ak47 africa.