Dangerous coding errors revealed

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

The US National Security Agency has helped put together a list of the world’s most dangerous coding mistakes. - May i know why the agent of NSA is supposted to do this ? i believe, he doesnt have any idea about coding and now, he has released out some list. I bet that every single person who is into coding for more than 2y can create better list.

So this list is not for coders. I bet every single person who can use google can find better help than this.

So this list is not for internet savvy people. I bet everyone who is looking for coding help at bbc news is idiot, But wait, this list is not for idiots because its too hard for them. So .. this list is for .. nobody. nice indeed.

Sometimes, just sometimes i am really sorry for such a waste of bw ( for example when you are downloading demo’s of games ) but today, i am sorry for 10kb of my bandwidth which got wasted on this article …

Save the Sea Kittens

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

Peta has new campaign. They want to rename fish to Sea Kitten. Because fish are ’slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you’re swimming, and the big ones—well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by.’ Like renaming would help them.

Use your brains you idiots. They are slimy, slithery, and they have ugly eyes. Do you really think we are eating/fishing them because they have bad name ? No, we eat them because they are delicious (at least some of them).

Maybe we are not eating them, we are using them to something else like fish oil. Who cares.

But look at it, we are killing sharks, whales or even pandas just because we can. The name will not change what they are. You dont see the name when you are driving a hook through their heads.

So dont try to change name, it will not help, just be silent and dont disturb us, because fuck you, Thats why

Technology Evolution is going to slow down.

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

You know why ? Because people are retards. They cant make innovations. There is just one company standing behind all the cool innovations. Apple.

Do you want to know the technology trends for next year ? Just check apple new products. In year, everyone will copy them and …. thats it. idiots who cant make cool new things. Apple presented iPhone year ago, now there is some palm which copy all iphone ‘features’, and load of htc phones which doesn’t copy their features properly - they cant even copy properly.

So the apple create new product. Everyone rip it off. Everyone have cool products. People are happy.

Now the CEO of apple is going to die or something.

So no one is going to be creative. No one is going to introduce cool products. People are happy because they are idiots and they will be happy if someone introduce new color of laptops to them.

I dont want to be rude, but i wouldnt let the ibm team design logo on my underwear, not my laptop.

So say goodbye to inovations.

On the Heels of a Bulb Ban, Europe Mulls Pulling the Plug on Large Plasma TVs

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

As you can remember from your history classess ( if you are not from america ), few decades ago there was something called Soviet Union. One ruler ruled whole country, and what he said, was law. There was no democracy, just Socialism. And in todays world, there is another Union who want to dictate. The european one.

Maybe European Union isnt sending people to gulags (yet) but they are pretty strict. Well, they were not, but lately, they showed the world their plan to ban Plasma TV. This can happen only here. How can someone ban legal product ? Where is freedom of Europe. Its still here, but its dissapearing …