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What is best way to react to some terror acts in country, you don’t even know where is it located ? … The ignorance is bliss

long story short, some explorers found mammoth pubes and scientist told us they can clone mammoths and make them alive once again.  … So we can kill them again.

Mammoths are not dangerous. They are just some stupid big animals which will stare at you and wait till you shoot them with shotgun. But this is going to end up with dinosaurs. I can see it now, we will have Jurassic park. One big storm and all the T-rexes will be free. Then, there will be fun. People are just stupid. They saw it in movies with catastrophic endings, and they still keep doing it. We just deserve to be extinct.

But hey, i still wonder, does mammoth meat taste like the elephant ?

Today I’ve found out that China’s richest man disappears. Well, there is not much to say about it because no one has a clue what happened. If he would be American, he would be at 90% on small island in international waters with 30 playmates and 5 pounds of cocaine, but since he is from china, he is most probably in jail being beaten up by cops because he did type ‘freedom’ into google.

50 reasons to have sex

From How i met your mother.

I want to make fun of something, i want to be sarcastic, but there is nothing to be sarcastic about. There are some dumb pirates, but i have already wrote about them 2 times. Then we have some politics, who cares about them? nothing interesting is happening. Then some technology news which i cant even bother to read. And then some ridiculous parents arguing about their lame skills and suicided children.

I really want to make fun out of something, but please give me something to work with, some tornado, earthquake … what about some mall shooting or stupid kid with Honda and 200mph in wrong lane? please please please just something.

I like reading between the lines. If you are reading enough, you can see the connections between some … not related stuff. For example, take Britain plan to rise tax on high earners.

There is no such thing as High Earners. Maybe, in Britain now, but you can see the huge tax for high earners in other countries. Well, the tax is there, but no high earners. they somehow just doesn’t earn so much so they doesn’t have to pay the taxes.

This is classic and every 4 year old child does know this. When i earn 300k/year i am smart enough to hire someone for 15k who can save me 150k. basic math.

But people are stupid. so stupid its not even funny. Lawmakers do this -> nothing changes, but people will be happy because the rich one will have higher taxes ( ha ha ha ha ha they don’t pay them ).

I cant even imagine better thing to do before the parlament voting.

Somebody finally used his brain and understood that change in health care system cannot be done in 30 seconds. It will took them months/years and then, maybe USA will have similar health system as eg. France. I have only 2 questions. 1. From where do they plan to have money for that ? 2. What will they do with all the Mexicans demanding their health care ? Universal health care is super thing, but it attracts more leeches who destroy economy. Well, we will see.

Dear EA,

Today, despite my review of nfs:undercover, i have bought your game.

Can you please take $30 from $59, which you have received today from me, and go buy GRID RACER ? Then install it. Play. Please invest some money and get their programmers. Maybe then you will have not so shitty gameplay. Then, can you please use some NORMAL graphics ? Take graphics from crysis or at least GRID. Next …. get BRAIN, and if you are filling race game with lame videos, please allow us to SKIP that video. Next, if you are going to have some videos there, use method developed by Hollywood. Its called Casting. It is all about taking pretty people or people who cant act. Please next time don’t use your family members in videos just because they would like to do that. They are ugly and cant act. And the last thing. Get logic, if i am underground why should i pay for some damage in city ? If they would know that i have done it they can arrest me for illegal racing ( and every other racer too ) so its logical that they cant trace me and if they cant trace me why should i pay them ?

My final verdict :

Graphics : 2/10

Gameplay : -15/10

Minutes between setup and uninstal : 15

This was the last game which i have bought from you. I used to be fan of nfs, but now, this was last drop. Maybe after you fire half  people responsible for this gigantic waste of time i will, and i say MAYBE, consider downloading it.

Sincerely,

Your Ex-Fan

here you can read about another case of BAD PARENTING. Real world bullying is bad, because it contains violence. But cyberbullying is not. Am i bullying someone when i am saying that i would rather have world without him ? No, because he doesn’t have to read it, he can IGNORE it or just don’t read it. This is what happens when you don’t beat your children. They commit suicide or end up in My super sweet 16 show. I cant tell which one of that is worse.

If she would beat her kid or at least insult it time by time, her child would reply with giant goatse picture send to bully not by suicide. well done mother, don’t you want to start organization with name ‘mothers against ..’ ?

If she wins this court, i am going to sue all the spammers because they are cyberbullying me, they are saying that i have erection problems and small penis .. damn them.

Well, again some pirates, but now Russia is sending ships. I saw this already in red alert 3 and i can say .. i like where is it going. And i think, that being pirate is one of coolest jobs ever. But these Somali guys are just doing it wrong. They are already dead, they just didn’t realized it yet.

What are they doing wrong is, that they are pirates not organization. They can hide themselves and sell whatever they stole. This is good when they stole 1000 dvd recorders or something other. Stuff which they can sell and earn money. But now they stole tanker. I know that oil is expensive, but when you recount it to weight -> dvd’s are more expensive and easier to handle. Now they have 2 million barrels of oil, in kick ass tanker which they cant move because, jesus its tanker, you can see that thing from space, you cant just park it in your local port where you park your small yacht. So they are sorounded with military ships waiting to be terminated. Good luck. I guess this was one of the most stupid plans ever, unless they are terrorists and want to use that tanker as biological weapon to cause heart attack to half of Greenpeace (and cause orgasms to second half of Greenpeace who are there just because they can touch naked animals and ‘clean it from oil’).

Oh yeah, and America said that they have some ships there too. Sorry dudes but i have played COD4 and i know that 4 navy seals is more than enough to capture one ship, don’t mess with this, and return to your changing climate plan.

Oh yeah2, to Somali pirates. I like that you enjoyed pirates of Caribbean movie but thats history. There is thing called radar by now, and they can track you so you cant hide. Go back to hijacking something you can steal and run before they realize that you were there.

I have also created 2 illustration images in cause pirates cant read.

Comprende ?