“tl;dr:-News”

The US National Security Agency has helped put together a list of the world’s most dangerous coding mistakes. - May i know why the agent of NSA is supposted to do this ? i believe, he doesnt have any idea about coding and now, he has released out some list. I bet that every single person who is into coding for more than 2y can create better list.

So this list is not for coders. I bet every single person who can use google can find better help than this.

So this list is not for internet savvy people. I bet everyone who is looking for coding help at bbc news is idiot, But wait, this list is not for idiots because its too hard for them. So .. this list is for .. nobody. nice indeed.

Sometimes, just sometimes i am really sorry for such a waste of bw ( for example when you are downloading demo’s of games ) but today, i am sorry for 10kb of my bandwidth which got wasted on this article …

Peta has new campaign. They want to rename fish to Sea Kitten. Because fish are ’slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you’re swimming, and the big ones—well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by.’ Like renaming would help them.

Use your brains you idiots. They are slimy, slithery, and they have ugly eyes. Do you really think we are eating/fishing them because they have bad name ? No, we eat them because they are delicious (at least some of them).

Maybe we are not eating them, we are using them to something else like fish oil. Who cares.

But look at it, we are killing sharks, whales or even pandas just because we can. The name will not change what they are. You dont see the name when you are driving a hook through their heads.

So dont try to change name, it will not help, just be silent and dont disturb us, because fuck you, Thats why…

You know why ? Because people are retards. They cant make innovations. There is just one company standing behind all the cool innovations. Apple.

Do you want to know the technology trends for next year ? Just check apple new products. In year, everyone will copy them and …. thats it. idiots who cant make cool new things. Apple presented iPhone year ago, now there is some palm which copy all iphone ‘features’, and load of htc phones which doesn’t copy their features properly - they cant even copy properly.

So the apple create new product. Everyone rip it off. Everyone have cool products. People are happy.

Now the CEO of apple is going to die or something.

So no one is going to be creative. No one is going to introduce cool products. People are happy because they are idiots and they will be happy if someone introduce new color of laptops to them.

I dont want to be rude, but i wouldnt let the ibm team design logo on my underwear, not my laptop.

So say goodbye to inovations.

As you can remember from your history classess ( if you are not from america ), few decades ago there was something called Soviet Union. One ruler ruled whole country, and what he said, was law. There was no democracy, just Socialism. And in todays world, there is another Union who want to dictate. The european one.

Maybe European Union isnt sending people to gulags (yet) but they are pretty strict. Well, they were not, but lately, they showed the world their plan to ban Plasma TV. This can happen only here. How can someone ban legal product ? Where is freedom of Europe. Its still here, but its dissapearing …

I saw this nice article in jibbrish. I will translate it to you.

translation is something like :

We developers, are too lame, we want more money for nothing apple plz do something with that 99cent apps which are killing us because they are popular!, add extra $10 to every app plz!

Something like that.

so, these guys spend 20 years of their lives to study some people. they found out that people are more happy when some friend of friend of friend of friend is happy than if you give them $5k. i asked some people, few answered positively and almost everyone would sell soul of his friend friend friend for $5k. 

“they found that people smiling in their photographs had more Facebook friends ” .. so if you are happy and communicative you have more friends then if you just couldnt care less. how unpredictable. 

I think it is time for me to write studies!

woooooo, i really do, and still,  i cant manage to write about it more than 1/500 of text which has been writen about britney lately. And, i strongly believe, that more people care about my theme than about her. ( 2:0 )

I found nice video. They are happy to tell the world that they can process 300 million transactions per day. So what?

from wiki :

Effective MIPS speeds are highly dependent on the programming language used. The Whetstone Report has a table showing MWIPS speeds of PCs via early interpreters and compilers up to modern languages. The first compiler was for BASIC (1982) when a 4.8 MHz 8088/87 CPU obtained 0.01 MWIPS. Results on a 2.4 GHz Core 2 Duo (1 CPU 2007) vary from 9.7 MWIPS using BASIC Interpreter, 59 MWIPS via BASIC Compiler, 347 MWIPS using 1987 Fortran, 1534 MWIPS through HTML/Java to 2403 MWIPS using a modern C/C++ compiler. Source code, pre-compiled versions and results on PCs, for these and other benchmarks that measure MIPS, are available from Roy Longbottom’s PC Benchmark Collection (Free).

So, normal computer can do 9.7 millions of instructions per second. One transaction might be … lets say 1000-1500 instructions. So, they are happy that they can handle 300 million per day -> which is … 1/999 of what can one single computer handle . And they have hundreds of servers.I rest my case. Fooling non-IT people is so easy.